Alcohol

The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

The best pan Galactic Gargle Blaster can be found on Artpagtis of Enlapot and you can expect to pay your Worth of Existence . Here's how you can mix one yourself.

> Take the juice from one bottle of the Old Janx Spirit.

> Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V—Oh, that Santraginean seawater, it says. Oh, those Santraginean fish!

> Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

> Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.

> Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

> Sprinkle Zamphuor.

> Add an olive.

> Drink..but very carefully…